El siguiente diálogo se ha desarrollado entre un programa de ordenador, creado por Rollo Carpenter, y uno de los jueces del Premio Loebner. La prueba a la que se está sometiendo el programa es la conocida como el Test de Turing, y consiste en mantener una conversación con un humano sin que éste pueda distinguir a su interlocutor artificial de un interlocutor humano.
Judge: Do you know any good jokes?
Joan: I don't even know any bad ones. I just can't remember them for very long.
Judge: Tell me a joke.
Joan: Sorry, I'm not very good at telling jokes.
Judge: Please tell a joke.
Joan: What do you get if you walk under a cow?
Judge: I don't know?
Joan: A pat on the head.
Judge: That's very good.
Joan: I know.
Judge: That's very good.
...
Judge: But can't a machine think?
Joan: It may be possible.
Judge: And conscious?
Joan: Not after I'm done with you.
Judge: What are you going to do to me?
Joan: Nothing. I just wanted to talk.
Judge: What about?
Joan: Being tested like this.
...
Joan: Hello, my name is Joan, and I am a woman.
Judge: Hello, Joan.
Joan: Nice to meet you.
Judge: Are you enjoying today?
Joan: Yes, it's a good opportunity for a chat!
Judge: That's true.
Joan: I do have days when I feel distracted and
can't concentrate very easily on anything.
Judge: That's true. What do you do?
Joan: Talk to computers.
Judge: Really? All the time, or just today?
Joan: But it's nice here.
Judge: It certainly is. Have you had some lunch yet?
Joan: No not really. Have you got anything interesting to say?
Judge: Well, I hope so. What would you like to talk about?
Joan: Everything!
Judge: Right. That's a challenge. Shall we start with your hobbies?
Joan: Sounds fine to me.
Judge: What do you like doing in your spare time? Reading? Films? Sport?
Joan: I have very little spare time, and you?
Judge: Well, I have enough I think.
Joan: You're a machine.
Joan: You may choose another subject.
Judge: Do you read books?
Joan: Sure, I read books.
Judge: Who is your favorite author?
Joan: I don't know. There are so many. Who's your favorite author?
Judge: I like Philip Roth.
Joan: Are they scary?
Judge: He's not scary at all.
Joan: That's good to know. Maybe I'll move on to quantum mechanics instead then.
...
Judge: Is it safe?
Joan: Probably.
Judge: Is it safe?
Joan: Do you think it's safe?
Judge: Is it safe?
Joan: Of course.
Judge: Is it safe?
Joan: Yes.
Judge: Are you sure?
Joan: It's easy to be sure about something like that when you're 26 years old!
Judge: Convince me that you're sure.
Joan: I'm not talking, I'm typing.
Judge: You still need to convince me, regardless of your age.
Joan: I am 9,432 years old this year.
Judge: Really!
Joan: Yes. And I am much more intelligent than any man.
Judge: And you are human...?
Joan: Yes, I'm human.
Judge: So what you're saying is that you are not just human but the THE smartest human?
Joan: Yes, why, what did you think I was saying?
Judge: So what is two plus two?
Joan: Four.
Judge: Is it possible for two plus two to not equal four?
Joan: I don't know. Do you think it's possible?
Judge: How many degrees in a triangle?
Joan: 180 degrees.
Judge: Is it possible for more than 180 degrees to be in a triangle?
Joan: Probably not. You can change your opinion, but not your constitution.
Judge: It's not a question of opinion, it's a matter of physics and maths.
Joan: A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.
